Gah morons! Argh stupid people! Must nerrrrrrd raaaaaaaaage!
I'm going to stop doing randoms for a bit now. People are acting like they're in full tier 10 and I have double solace. Obviously I just got finished with the most difficult instance in the entire WotLK expansion: Normal mode Utgarde Keep. It's srs bsns I know... oh how I know. Oh look there's 3 bombs, I think I'll sit on them. Oh look I'm in cloth and I pulled threat by attacking the giant dragon, fuck it I'll keep attacking! Oh look the healer is trapped in an ice block and therefore cannot heal our tank! Fuck it I'll keep attacking, but not the ice block,anything but that. Oh look the boss is doing a whirlwind and I'm losing 40% of my health every second, fuck it I'll keep attacking.
Sorry, I don't heal stupid. And if by some bizarre occurrence I happen to be healing still during Cata, I will not even train "life grip" out of pure spite! If you're a fire standing half wit, guess what? You're doing to be a dead half wit. Doing my part to clean up the proverbial WoW gene pool one moron at a time. Oh and by the way, if you think I should feel bad about those people standing in the fire, feel that they're just learning what line of sight is, or make any other excuse for them... stop reading and don't bother commenting on it. Seriously, just stop and cancel your account. But before you do make sure you finish buying up my +15 agility enchant scrolls for 500g because you've eaten far too many paint chips in your childhood. Please and thank you.
"Tanks" I've been having such terribad luck with, ever since RFK I haven't grouped with a single tank that didn't key board turn while clicking on rend or whatever else they're trying to smash their face into that might stop a healer from having threat. It's just like the 3.0 death knight where they ALL thought they were tanks just because they could hit an "uber high threat" button and go to town. Sorry folks if you want to AoE tank 50 mobs at once you need to be specced for it and have more health than a clothie, kay? Remember: ir's the cloths that make the man.
Or how about noticing that your healer in blues and BoA gear is having to spam greater heals just to try and keep your sorry ass alive then deducing that hmm, maybe I should use a bit of CC? Fuck that shit! CC is for losers and wimps, nobody uses it anymore! It's because of everybody saying that this game is easy, that's the problem. It's only easy if you know WTF to do. Otherwise it's completely impossible to even clear a regular mode instance, prove me wrong on that one, I dare you to try. The thing is, nobody uses CC at 80 and so these nitwits are so desperate to fit in and desperately hold onto the mental illusion that they're some bad ass stud of a tank that "they dun need no see-see" so they don't use it.
What's worse... is that they don't even THINK of it as an option. They are so horrified at the prospect of having to resort to CC because their cloth wearing balance spec druid can't survive 5 elites attacking them in bear form. Why is this so scary to them? Because their image and self worth is based 100% on what others think. Their achievements are not there for them to enjoy, it's to impress others. I worked up a million gold because I wanted to, because I thought it was fun. I'm glad that people are proud of me, I'm thrilled that I've helped and inspired a few people here and there, but none of that is the reason why I decided to set the goal. When the image of a tank that doesn't need CC is completely shattered the other social primates then laugh at them as they aren't as good as them. Even though it just comes down to you aren't in tank spec and/or gear so you WILL be roffle stomped repeatedly.
It amazes me just how oblivious people can be. I think this every time I'm driving and somebody nearly side swipes me because they decided to change lanes without using their turn signal until AFTER I'm so far up their ass I could brush their teeth for them. This is why I'm all about gun control, people like me should never be given access to a fire arm for any reason outside of an active war zone.
This blog is about discovering all of the ways to make money in Rift. There are no cheats, hacks, or exploits used in any of my methods.
After amassing a 2 million gold fortune in wow I decided to come over to Rift and see how well I can do there. It is my belief that the game does not matter as much as the methods used and mine have already been proven to work and work well.